Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Rumors out of Will Scarlet O'Hara camp


Word is there is a split within the war room of Will Scarlet O'Hara as to who to draft with their #3 overall pick. Unnamed sources has indicated the owner is adamant about drafting Little John from the Independent League team Robin Hood's Merry Men, while the coach and the GM aren't quite sure about the potential pick. "We know almost nothing about this guy- there's not much footage on him", the team's GM was quoted as saying at an impromptu press conference. When told that LJ's heyday was in the 15th century, long before recorded video, the GM answered "Well, that would explain it now, wouldn't it?" The team's scouts are split. While some are unsure about what position he'll play for WSO, other scouts believe they can find a position for anyone with his skill set (7 feet tall and skilled with a quarterstaff). Sources tell this publication that there is no truth to the rumor that Will Scarlet O'Hara is targeting southern rapper L'il Jon with their second round pick.

Draft Order

The draft order has been established. Here's the list as printed by the commisioner:

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank
2. Team Kornafel
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara
4. Ted Ginn's Year
5. Forever Annyong
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana
8. Doctor Zoidberg
9. Team Henoch
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons
11. Trexler Gunners
12. Unnecessary Flair

The draft date is still TBA.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Dr. Zoidberg Names (and is named) Head Coach


Today the Dr. Zoidberg team announced its choice for the head coach of its football team. In a big surprise, Dr. Zoidberg was named to the position by owner Matthew Hribar. "It's me, Zoidberg, the lovable tramp! It's a fabulous, crabulous honor to be named the coach", said Zoidberg. "Our team intends to use its lobster-like tenacity to scuttle the ball down the field and win at Clawplach... oh wait, what? This is football? Oy Vey!". Zoidberg was then hit on the head with a cane and dragged off the stage to return to his office in a dumpster outside the stadium.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Welcome to the Blog!

As (self-appointed) league reporter, I'd like to welcome everyone to our blog! I think this will be a better forum than the message board. You can expect league news, a draft recap, (hopefully) season previews, weekly updates and previews, and a lot more! I'd also expect our wise and great commisioner to dispense his wit and wisdom from time to time. Good luck to all and let's have a great season!