Today the Dr. Zoidberg team announced its choice for the head coach of its football team. In a big surprise, Dr. Zoidberg was named to the position by owner Matthew Hribar. "It's me, Zoidberg, the lovable tramp! It's a fabulous, crabulous honor to be named the coach", said Zoidberg. "Our team intends to use its lobster-like tenacity to scuttle the ball down the field and win at Clawplach... oh wait, what? This is football? Oy Vey!". Zoidberg was then hit on the head with a cane and dragged off the stage to return to his office in a dumpster outside the stadium.
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