Draft

The 2009 ALOOOFF Draft:

Round 1

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn.
2. Team Kornafel- Michael Turner, RB, Atl.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, Jac.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Matt Forte, RB, Chi.
5. Forever Annyong- Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door-Steven Jackson, RB, Stl.
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana-Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Ari.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- DeAngelo Williams, RB, Car.
9. Team Henoch- Chris Johnson, RB, Ten.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, SD
11. Trexler Gunners- Andre Johnson, WR, Hou.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Clinton Portis, RB, Wash.

Round 2

1. Unnecessary Flair- Frank Gore, RB, SF
2. Trexler Gunners- Drew Brees, QB, NO
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Tom Brady, QB, NE
4. Team Henoch- Calvin Johnson, WR, Det.
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Randy Moss, WR, NE
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Peyton Manning, QB, Ind.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Steve Slaton, RB, Hou.
8. Forever Annyong- Greg Jennings, WR, GB
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Ronnie Brown, RB, Mia.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Steve Smith, WR, Car.
11. Team Kornafel- Brian Westbrook, RB, Phi.
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Marion Barber, RB, Dal.

Round 3

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Reggie Wayne, WR, Ind.
2. Team Kornafel- Terrell Owens, WR, Buf.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Roddy White, WR, Atl.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Kevin Smith, RB, Det.
5. Forever Annyong- Anquan Boldin, WR, Ari.
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Pierre Thomas, RB, NO
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Ryan Grant, RB, GB
9. Team Henoch- Marques Colston, WR, NO
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Wes Welker, WR, NE
11. Trexler Gunners- Thomas Jones, RB, NYJ
12. Unnecessary Flair- T.J. Houshmanzadeh, WR, Sea.

Round 4

1. Unnecessary Flair- Kurt Warner, QB, Ari.
2. Trexler Gunners- Joseph Addai, RB, Ind.
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Derrick Ward, RB, TB
4. Team Henoch- Darren McFadden, RB, Oak.
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Brandon Marshall, WR, Den.
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Larry Johnson, RB, KC
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Antonio Gates, TE, SD
8. Forever Annyong- Ray Rice, RB, Bal.
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Phillip Rivers, QB, SD
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Tony Romo, QB, Dal.
11. Team Kornafel- Matt Ryam, QB, Atl.
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Dwayne Bowe, WR, KC

Round 5

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Buf.
2. Team Kornafel- Roy Williams, WR, Dal.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Knowshown Moreno, RB, Den.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- DeSean Jackson, WR, Phi.
5. Forever Annyong- Jason Witten, TE, Dal.
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- LenDale White, RB, Ten.
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Chad Johnson, WR, Cin.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Matt Schaub, QB, Hou.
9. Team Henoch- Donovan McNabb, QB, Phi.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Vincent Jackson, WR, SD
11. Trexler Gunners- Tony Gonzalez, TE, Atl.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Braylon Edwards, WR, Cle.

Round 6

1. Unnecessary Flair- Santana Moss, WR, Wash.
2. Trexler Gunners- Bernard Berrian, WR, Minn.
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Lee Evans, WR, Buff.
4. Team Henoch- Dallas Clark, TE, Ind.
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Cedric Benson, RB, Cin.
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Jonathon Stewart, RB, Car.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Eddie Royal, WR, Den.
8. Forever Annyong- Leon Washington, RB, NYJ
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Santonio Holmes, WR, Pit.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Willie Parker, RB, Pit.
11. Team Kornafel- Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, NYG
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Matt Cassell, QB, KC

Round 7

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Owen Daniels, TE, Hou.
2. Team Kornafel- Hines Ward, WR, Pit.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Chris Cooley, TE, Wash.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Zach Miller, TE, Oak.
5. Forever Annyong- Chris Wells, RB, Ari.
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Anthony Gonzalez, WR, Ind.
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Ted Ginn Jr., WR, Mia.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Darren Sproles, RB, SD
9. Team Henoch- Steelers, D, Pit.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Giants, D, NYG
11. Trexler Gunners- Reggie Bush, RB, NO
12. Unnecessary Flair- Jamal Lewis, RB, Cle.

Round 8

1. Unnecessary Flair- Jerricho Cotchery, WR, NYJ
2. Trexler Gunners- Kevin Walter, WR, Hou.
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Greg Olson, TE, Chi.
4. Team Henoch- Donald Driver, WR, GB
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Carson Palmer, QB, Cin.
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Percy Harvin, WR, Min.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Antonio Bryant, WR, TB
8. Forever Annyong- Jay Cutler, QB, Chi.
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Ravens, D, Balt.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Vikinigs, D, Minn.
11. Team Kornafel- Kellen Winslow, TE, TB
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Matt Hasslebeck, QB, Sea.

Round 9

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Felix Jones, RB, Dal.
2. Team Kornafel- Titans, D, Tenn.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Torry Holt, WR, Jac.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Earnest Graham, RB, TB
5. Forever Annyong- Jets, D, NYJ
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Lance Moore, WR, NO
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Rashad Mendenhall, RB, Pit.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Dustin Keller, TE, NYJ
9. Team Henoch- LeSean McCoy, RB, Phi.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Dominik Hixon, WR, NYG
11. Trexler Gunners- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Pit.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Jeremy Shockey, TE, NO

Round 10

1. Unnecessary Flair-Lavernaues Coles, WR, Cin.
2. Trexler Gunners- Steve Breaston, WR, Ari.
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Eli Manning, QB, NYG
4. Team Henoch- Le'Ron McClain, RB, Bal.
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Derrick Mason, WR, Bal.
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Ricky Williams, RB, Mia.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Fred Taylor, RB, NE
8. Forever Annyong- Devin Hester, WR, Chi.
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Donnie Avery, WR, StL.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Tim Hightower, RB, Ari.
11.Team Kornafel - Stephen Gostkowski, K, NE
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Donald Brown,

Round 11

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Chris Chambers, WR, Mia.
2. Team Kornafel- Fred Jackson, RB, Buff.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Brett Favre, QB, Minn.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Julius Jones, RB, Sea.
5. Forever Annyong- Kenny Britt, WR, Tenn.
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Redskins,, D, Wash.
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Visanthe Shiancoe, TE, Minn.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Patriots, D, NE
9. Team Henoch- David Akers, K, Phi.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Jerious Norwood, RB, Atl.
11. Trexler Gunners- Eagles, D, Phi.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Willis McGahee, RB, Bal.

Round 12

1. Unnecessary Flair- Nate Kaeding, K, SD
2. Trexler Gunners- Sammy Morris, RB, NE
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Mushin Muhammed, WR, Car.
4. Team Henoch- Michael Crabtree, WR, SF
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Mason Crosby, K, GB
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Saints, D, NO
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Kyle Orton, QB, Den.
8. Forever Annyong- Mark Sanchez, QB, NYJ
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Justin Gage, WR, Chi.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Josh Morgan, WR, SF
11. Team Kornafel- Tony Scheffler, TE, Den.
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Dolphins, D, Mia.

Round 13

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Chris Henry, WR, Cin.
2. Team Kornafel- Brent Celek, TE, Phi.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- Chester Taylor, RB, Minn.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Rob Bironas, K, Tenn.
5. Forever Annyong- Ryan Longwell, K, Minn.
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- David Garrard, QB, Jac.
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Nate Burleson, WR, Minn.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- John Carlson, TE, Sea.
9. Team Henoch- Joe Flacco, QB, Balt.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Jason Elam, K, Atl.
11. Trexler Gunners- Nick Folk, K, Dal.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Chargers, D, SD

Round 14

1. Unnecessary Flair- Kevin Boss, TE, NYG
2. Trexler Gunners- Michael Jenkins, WR, Atl.
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Panthers, D, Car.
4. Team Henoch- Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Steve Smith, WR, NYG
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Neil Rackers, K, Ari.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Patrick Crayton, WR, Dal.
8. Forever Annyong- Vernon Davis, TE, SF
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Bobby Engram, WR, Sea.
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Kevin Curtis, WR, Phi.
11. Team Kornafel- Trent Edwards, QB, Buff.
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Robby Gould, K, Chi.

Round 15

1. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Heath Miller, TE, Pit.
2. Team Kornafel- Michael Bush, RB, Oak.
3. Will Scarlet O'Hara- John Kasay, K, Car.
4. Ted Ginn's Year- Jake Delhomme, QB, Car.
5. Forever Annyong- Cadillac Williams, RB, TB
6. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- Glen Coffee, RB, SF
7. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Chad Pennington, QB, Mia.
8. Doctor Zoidberg- Laurence Maroney, RB, NE
9. Team Henoch- Bears, D, Chi.
10.Balts-ville Godmorgons- Bo Scaife, TE, Tenn.
11. Trexler Gunners- Anthony Fasano, TE, Mia.
12. Unnecessary Flair- Brady Quinn, QB, Cle.

Round 16

1. Unnecessary Flair- Jason Campbell, QB, Wash.
2. Trexler Gunners- Shonn Greene, RB, NYJ
3. Balts-ville Godmorgons- Sam Swank, K, Cin.
4. Team Henoch- Todd Heap, TE, Bal.
5. Doctor Zoidberg- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Phi.
6. OJ McDuffie Parmigiana- Raiders, D, Oak.
7. Fart Knockin' On Your Door- John Carney, K, NO
8. Forever Annyong- Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Oak.
9. Ted Ginn's Year- Packers, D, GB
10.Will Scarlet O'Hara- Texans, D, Hou.
11. Team Kornafel- JaMarcus Russell, QB, Oak.
12. Home Depot Frank the Tank- Devery Henderson, WR, NO