Head Coach Dr. Zoidberg addresses the rumors swirling his team in a press conference this afternoon. "Yes, we've heard about WSO's intentions to draft Little John in the first round. And no, we're not planning on taking The Sheriff of Nottingham to counteract that move. We have a draft board and we're sticking to it". When asked about what he would do, since the acquisition of LJ could greatly affect the balance of power in the division, Zoidberg said, "No, we're not letting this go unchecked. But our thinking is this: The Sheriff of Nottingham's only measurable skill is stealing. We don't have to use a draft pick to take care of that. We plan on hiring Bill Belichick to our coaching staff".
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