Team Zoidberg has announced an addition to their coaching staff. The New England Patriots refused to allowed permission for the team to talk to head coach Bill Belichick in hopes of convincing him to join Team Zoidberg in some capacity on its coaching staff. Therefore, TZ has announced that its newest assistance coach will be someone who looks and acts a lot like Belichick: Muttley the Dog. Muttley said nothing at the press conference, but several members of the media reported having items missing as they left, and a few others found the air had been taken out of the tires of their news vans.
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